A few days ago I mentioned Bill Gates, ID2020 and the magic quantum dot dye developed at MIT (but actually). Never to be outdone, India has unveiled it’s own system worthy of […]
India, Utah & Chinese Limos: The World vs. Coronavirus
#Coronavirus Cellphone Shenanigans—COVID19 Privacy Invasion
Governments worldwide are experiencing sudden loss of bowel control, and that now extends to your pocket. Google, Facebook, Telekom, O2, Satan, etc., are poised to hand over their juicy location data for […]
Corona Wars: National Guard deployed
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced at a press conference Friday that all workers in nonessential businesses across New York state are required to stay home. Hold on to your butts. “These […]
Bill Gates #Coronavirus Reddit AMA Nightmare
Bill Gates did an AMA on reddit today, and again reiterated that we do not, infact; know how bad things really are. Mark of the Beast and all that, bitcoin breadlines™. [Bill […]
Worldwide Mask Lies as Coronavirus Infects Supply Chain
A decrepit, weathered Rothsomethingchildberger pulled out their Blackberry Messenger today and made the call: My servants ran out of masks last week, and my cats are on their third-to-last pallet. Run some […]
$8.3 Billion Corona Coofer Bill Passes House
The House passed a bill for $7.76 billion in emergency funding Wednesday, with another $500 million in waivers for Medicare telehealth restrictions sprinkled on top for a grand total of $8.3 billion. […]
3.4% Mortality Rate for COVID-19 Coronavirus
Previous estimates of 2% mortality rate for COVID-19 were corrected by World Health officials Tuesday. The newly announced 3.4% is much deadlier than the seasonal flu which claims fewer than 1%. Berkeley, […]
23 Iranian Parliament Members Confirmed for Coronavirus
A week after Iran’s deputy health minister Iraj Harirchi tested positive, the head of Iran’s emergency medical services Pir-Hossein Kolivand has also been confirmed for Covid-19. As of Tuesday Iranian health officials […]
