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Sgt. Peter Allan, “Sussex Hate Crime Sgt & Trans Equality Advocate” Forced To Delete His Twitter

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Blue check-marks often shine the brightest, and Peter is no exception. After bravely alerting the public about a “Non-crime hate incident – Name calling between children”, Peter was met with due disgust. Unable to handle the bantz, he actually deleted his account.

Sadly, his courageous exploits are no longer available for your viewing privilege. Here are some screen caps from before he tucked his tail(?) between his legs and ran off into the sunset:


In between breaking up fights at recess, this well-paid public servant has lead quite the career:


sgt peter allan hygeine

Modern day Eliot Ness

If you are interested in learning more about becoming a Hate Crime Ambassador, contact Peter Allan, Sussex Hate Crime Sgt & Trans Equality Advocate:

UPDATE: he seems to have reactivated his account.

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